How the hell did you manage that???

"jvirgs drives a Subaru" (jvirgs) 02/14/2016 at 20:38 • Filed to: Parking Fail, Toyota, Highlander

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So I went out to go grocery shopping and decided to stop at DD to get a coffee (everybody knows America runs on Dunkin). I park, and walk up to the building and I see a lady driving a Highlander struggling to back out of the parking space. She somehow got angled enough that her left rear tire kept hitting the curb as she tried to back out. Instead of trying to straighten out, she somehow managed to get herself more and more crooked (this all while I got my coffee) This is how she ended up getting out: (She started in the spot next to the curb, nose first toward the building)

Some people need Jesus, others need a fucking miracle.....

Also, I apologize for the shitty video.

jkm7680 > jvirgs drives a Subaru 02/14/2016 at 20:42

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She must have been drunk or something. Managing to do that by accident requires skill.

jvirgs drives a Subaru > jkm7680 02/14/2016 at 20:44

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I’ve seen all those videos online but I didn’t think I’d actually see one in person. Everybody in the store was like dafuq is she doing? I think that was all skill.

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > jkm7680 02/14/2016 at 20:46

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This wouldn’t surprise me judging by the sporadic acceleration and she seemed to have trouble judging the distance of the car in front of her

jkm7680 > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 02/14/2016 at 20:47

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I agree, she could have easily made it out of that space. But nope, she decided to make it hard as possible to get out of it.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > jvirgs drives a Subaru 02/14/2016 at 20:50

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So she was originally next to the Accord pointing towards the building?

$kaycog > jvirgs drives a Subaru 02/14/2016 at 20:54

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Unbelievable!

PRBot II > jvirgs drives a Subaru 02/14/2016 at 20:54

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Omg, don’t just stand there, HELP HER!!

I kid, I kid. This was excellent.

NJAnon > jvirgs drives a Subaru 02/14/2016 at 20:56

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I need a old priest and a young priest to assist with this.

jvirgs drives a Subaru > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 02/14/2016 at 21:01

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She was originally in the end spot next to the curb nose first toward the building.

scoob > jvirgs drives a Subaru 02/14/2016 at 21:04

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How the hell...

jvirgs drives a Subaru > PRBot II 02/14/2016 at 21:08

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I would have but she was too far gone to be helped.

jvirgs drives a Subaru > scoob 02/14/2016 at 21:09

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I wish I got the whole thing on video. It was unbelievable to witness this in person

jvirgs drives a Subaru > $kaycog 02/14/2016 at 21:10

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It was fantastic and infuriating at the same time.

jvirgs drives a Subaru > scoob 02/14/2016 at 21:13

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I dunno man. She was angled ever so slightly that she kept hitting the curb with her rear tire. Then it just spiraled out of control.

Under_Score > jvirgs drives a Subaru 02/14/2016 at 21:16

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I think the 2011-2013 Highlander has been cursed.

Slave2anMG > jvirgs drives a Subaru 02/14/2016 at 21:25

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It’s always a fucking Toyota.

jvirgs drives a Subaru > Slave2anMG 02/14/2016 at 21:25

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Seriously.....

$kaycog > jvirgs drives a Subaru 02/14/2016 at 21:36

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I know what you mean.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > jvirgs drives a Subaru 02/14/2016 at 21:40

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Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > jvirgs drives a Subaru 02/14/2016 at 21:42

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I don’t know how one can possibly drive that poorly.

ttyymmnn > jvirgs drives a Subaru 02/14/2016 at 21:52

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ttyymmnn > jvirgs drives a Subaru 02/14/2016 at 21:53

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I once came across a woman who was hopelessly lost just trying to pull her Accord forward into a space. I got out of my car and parked it for her.

Xyl0c41n3 > jvirgs drives a Subaru 02/14/2016 at 21:54

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JFC. That was terribad.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > jvirgs drives a Subaru 02/14/2016 at 22:04

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IF YOU SUCK AT MANEUVERING A CAR, “ BUY A SMALL CAR!”

Seriously if backing out of a parking space is like doing calculus to you, then you should be driving a Chevy Spark, not a Highlander.

boredalways > jvirgs drives a Subaru 02/14/2016 at 22:52

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You had a coffee.

She needed a V8.

Burn-Spaz1966-Burn > jvirgs drives a Subaru 02/15/2016 at 01:42

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Points for being careful around other cars. Points to you for not getting footage of people in car.

Meatcoma > jvirgs drives a Subaru 02/15/2016 at 08:14

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JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > ttyymmnn 02/15/2016 at 08:21

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came here to post this. Left satisfied.

-this space for rent- > jvirgs drives a Subaru 02/15/2016 at 08:25

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You should see the the parking lot where I work every time it snows. I’m constantly amazed these fucktards can find their way home at night.

V6 or Bust > Under_Score 02/15/2016 at 10:51

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I love how the comments are disabled on that video so that no one can tell this idiot that his wife was hitting the gas instead of the brake.